Hey!! My first post on my first ever blog page! look ma, I'm bloggin'!!
First off, and this will probably be the topic of all my postings, I need to tell you what I hate. Why? because you need to know, that's why! And I'll tell you not only once, but probably ad nauseum. Guess what? I don't care if you don't like it! Get yer own blog page, ya stinkin' smolderin' turd !!
OK, let's get started straightaway ...
Since the holiday season is rapidly approaching, I wanna tell you how much I hate those stupid blow-up decorations that people put on their front lawns. I hate those things so much I wouldn't be surprised if half the slopeheads I work with own at least one (which one is the question: Santa in a sled, or a Xmas tree in a giant snow globe?) Those things are an eyesore, you might as well just paint your truck tire flower bed edging green & red. Be sure you're wearing your favorite bar satin jacket when you do so.
OK, now I'm startin' to limber up a little. I must admit, the blogging lingo was a little rusty at the start, but now I'm rollin' along like frickin' Chaucer. What's the character limit per post on this thing?
Nah, nevermind, I ran outta patience. I'm done for now.
Next time: cliches. Yeah, I'm lookin' at you.
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On this page I'll be talking about everything that is of no interest whatsoever to each and every one of you. I aim to make this the most uninteresting blog page you've ever seen. BUT it'll be like a train wreck that you just can't turn away from!!
3 comments:
I will tell my parents, they own blow up ghosts. I hate them too...and why do people who have them insist on haveing 10 of them!
yep - they suck
Yes, those stupid things make me wretch. I once thought I saw African American Baby Jesus in one of them, that would have been ok, however, It ended up being the Abonible Snowman. How could I mistake that. Over-active imagination and Jesus fetish I suppose.
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