Here's why Chef is dead: he got all shirty about South Park. It put food on his table. And while I usually believe in biting the hand that feeds you, I gotta believe he HAD to have fun doing what he was doing. Nothing was to be taken seriously, and he had to be hip enough to know that. I think he was looking for an out, so he could revive his "Black (old man) Moses" persona. Or maybe reprise his role as Truck Turner.
AND THEN ... or actually EARLIER...
Bernie Mac, who I think is kinda funny even though he talks like he has a mouth fulla bar-b-q alla the time (he's whitey-approved) gets sick & up and dies.
Ike & Mac are co-starring with Jules from Pulp Fiction in an upcoming movie - two corpses, the negro "Dark Knight"?
WATCH OUT SAM JACKSON! MAKE THAT DR APPOINTMENT!!
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chef ain't really dead, he's out there with l. ron hubbard.
Maybe L Ron & Chef are in Mojo's Mothership waiting on the rest of us ...
Chef was pretty cool when we didn't know him. When he yelled at Rockfeesh, ripped all the freaks on Southpark, sang about some bad mutha' ... all pretty cool. but, then when we got to know him.
He actually BELIEVED in that freakishness. No, he didn't want an out, he simply wanted to cash checks so long as no one ripped his pathetic litle band of idiots - and I'm, glad they did!
Poor Chef, he's out there now trying to get Shaft to stick a shaft up L Ron's arse for giving him the shaft.
ooh,ooh, how could we forget?---
gandy & rockfish??
chef & the succubus ... bless his chocolate salty balls
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