You have f#%king got to be f#%king kidding me.
(moron) wants to be added as one of your friends.
what is (loser) doing right now?
(pathetic moron loser) wrote on someone's wall.
you may know (f#%king pathetic moron loser).
you must be friends to see (oh, I don't even care)'s full profile.
OK, OK, I gave it a shot. I logged onto facebook, entered personal info, spent a ridiculous amount of time entering my favorite music (I like The Fall, OK? There's nothing else you need to know.) I started responding to pop-up shit about "friends" - some people I didn't talk to in person when I saw them. And they're sending me e-mail!!! I got so f#%king disoriented I started clicking on everything, not realizing I can turn down their requests.
There's a list of people I can add as friends. And when I "x" them out, another one pops up in their place!! And I don't even know who they are!!!!
Oh you would've laughed your ass off if you saw me get so frustrated. I'm here for your amusement.
I can't be connected to a whole shitload of people at any given time. I don't know how you do it. When do you people masturbate??
I'll be back on it tomorrow, I'm sure. Wonder what (ran out of ideas) is doing right now?
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